eBay Find of The Day: Doug, You Bought The Wrong Cars, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/10/2016 at 17:40 • Filed to: gib to Arch Duke

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1984 Renault R5 Turbo 2, 36,787 miles in Miami, Florida for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Holy shit, is that corduroy?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 17:43

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Lol, I think they’re about 1 decimal point to far to the right...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/10/2016 at 17:45

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For a Turbo 2?

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 17:48

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If I won the lottery right now, this would be the first thing I’d purchase.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 17:48

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It only has 4 “turbo” badges on it.

For that kind of money, I would expect at least 8

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 17:56

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So good. I posted one of these on behalf of 505turbeaux back when Doug was on the search that led to the Ferrari, and it got more stars than just about anything else suggested. He missed the boat, because if this is right, they’ve gone up in value.

Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 17:56

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Hadn’t noticed the a-pillar deflectors before. Must keep the side windows clear for forward visibility.

Chasaboo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 18:03

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I love the depth of that seat cushion. Looks like something from my grandma’s house.

samssun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 18:04

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Or for 1/10th the price, a modern one with a V6:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > samssun 02/10/2016 at 18:06

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That’s also totally illegal

Flavien Vidal > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/10/2016 at 18:10

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That’s indeed Turbo 1 money for a Turbo 2... a Turbo 2 should cost in general from 60k$ to 100k$ depending on condition. Looking at this one, it’s really a 90/100k$ car. CP nonetheless but not as much as we’re usually used to

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > samssun 02/10/2016 at 18:22

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I would import that just as a track car.

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 18:58

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$138K is insane. The thing is cool, but come on. That’s wild.

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 19:04

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Person 1 : “I just bought a new car!”

Person 2 : “Awesome, how much did you pay?”

P1 : “$138 grand.”

P2 : “Damn! Is it a Porsche?”

P1 : “Nope.”

P2 : “Bentley?”

P1 : “Nope.”

P2 : “Lambo?”

P1 : “Nope.”

P2 : “So what is it then?”

P1 : “It’s a 32 year old French hatchback from Florida.”

P2 :

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 02/10/2016 at 19:05

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Yeah, I’d rather have this Turbo though.

The interior alone. http://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C683504

Shiftright > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 19:18

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This would go great with my Barris Supervan

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 19:39

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Whoops, look like someone accidentally typed a one in front of the price.

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 19:40

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You find the Coolest cars in Fl

Cash Rewards > McMike 02/10/2016 at 20:42

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Seriously. And I demand at least two feet total of fender flare. That can’t have more then 20 inches, tops.

My bird IS the word > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 23:23

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I was all for a different car, but I really think the aston was a good buy. came out of left field with that one. I think doug is going to have a harder time letting this one go (provided the whole car doesn’t go to shit)

samssun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/10/2016 at 23:50

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So is paying 138k for a French car

Nauraushaun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/11/2016 at 03:42

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I’ve always been a fan of these in red or blue. But shit, that pearl. My god